Anonymous asked:

We have a problem. Before our Vault Overseer number one could explain the duties of everyone in a vault, he had to "powder his nose" and one hour later we found him dead in a room with a bag of one hundred med-x syringes, all empty, with a note saying "don't worry, it's all part of the plan. Have a nice day." with your logo on the bottom. uh... help?

Just Fallout Answer:

The employee knew he was unable to discuss the solution to the vaults issue, he simply sat back in his cozy Vault 0 chair and took a sip  from his trusty Vault Tec mug. 

"Let it begin"

he proceded to watch the security cameras that showed the vault dwellers bicker on what to do next.  

Anonymous asked:

Strolling through the ruins of Chicago I came across a large round place called "Wrigley Field" they had this pre war sports team. Do you think they did good?

Just Fallout Answer:

The employee stopped for a moment in disbelief. he reached into his pocket and pulled out a ancient piece of paper, looking somewhat of a card. On the paper is what appeared to be a red bird and a insegnia which could barely be red to be S and a L.

He stopped and uttered;

"never forget, never forgive"

He typed

I believe that they may have done very poorly, i mean look at their little cubs, so weak. and little. and stuff………..

Have a nice day and goodbye. 

Anonymous asked:

Oi m8, we need som volts down ere en Australia, place 's loik a w8stlnd m8, we con't staind this moighty eat any longr. Wotch aut for dingos when you r lookn for a good spot aut en the outbak.

Just Fallout Answer:

We are sorry, but we cannot understand your language, Vault Tec does not provide electrical outputs to isolated regions. Please contact your local electrician in order to slove your issue. We are sorry for your inconvience, have a nice day. 

Anonymous asked:

How are you?

Just Fallout Answer:

Plesent how are you?

fanbat22 asked:

oi. this is dale, the leader of exploration operation: a slave obeys, and we found some ruins at the ocean floor you might... well, contact us immediately.

Just Fallout Answer:

Ruins? Civilization? Had the Chinese sought to colonize the Atlantic? What could it be?

Anonymous asked:

Hello, this is the Overseer of Vault 3. I am contacting you because my um.... vault scientists has ordered 30 boxes of Psycho and other chems for um... research on such diseases and such. This order was placed not too long ago and i would hope my scientists have their supplies soon to do such beneficail experiments on plants and such. Did i mention my order of 30 boxes of psycho and other chems for research purposes did not come in? Thank you Very much

Just Fallout Answer:

"The employee gets out of his chair to view recent recordings of of vault 3 to inspect any suspicious activity within the vault. He takes a quick glance and begins to laugh hysterically at the "creatures" asking for chems. the recent thought of chems put him into a sense of craving and he soon found out that he need a fix. He went into his desk and inhaled 8 doses of Jet." 

he replied to the request.

YOuuuuuu WHant> somE CHEEEEMMMSS, we gat a11 the FixeS in the worLD, HERE at vaULT TEC HE G:”OT /WONDERglUE and <-7 PAint and JET< LOTTTs OF VEt. YO wHant Jet??!”:>? WE Ghot JEt’//?? You se##3m Lik a NICE guy bcuase UUU ghat an !& NICCE  nNose, HerE ”l .Ill StriKe u A deal. U gIve Me SOME JEt, and I’ll giveU Guys someJet ANNNND sum Physo beCa8se: tha+%t stuffff S Week. DOnt M8Ke me go Over THre and gHet ><mAd bcuse I donT ?<Wanna bE Mad, Kapish???”>  

greggoryyxxx asked:

Hope you liked that error report xD took a while of thinking what to write and put :) Great blog too btw, Love the whole roleplay blog kinda thing if that makes sense.

Just Fallout Answer:

Thanks man! I try sometimes to keep the role-play by posting posters and stuff but sometimes it comes out weird or odd. But thanks for the positive feedback.