Posted 1 day ago

jennybeckman:

otakusempai24:

Say something a Fallout gamer would never say

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear summer

Never trust vault tec!

Posted 3 days ago

Vault-tec Assisted Targeting System 

Photos of our trusty V.a.t.s working in action.

(Source: bubbles-the-dragon-rawr)

Posted 4 days ago

For those who wish to build their own fallout shelter, there are many precautions that must be taken care of in order for the shelter to function. However most fallout shelters will simply be imploded and your family burned alive by Atomic fire. That is why a vault in one of vault tec’s trusty vaults is the only choice when it comes to protection. Make the choice, the right choice, with vault tec. (Photo not a fallout canon)

Posted 4 days ago
An old woman here at the cultural preservation vault by the name of Willow Smith is rambling about Oscar's (I believe like the hotdog, right?), and films we don't have under file, such as The Artist, Good Fellows, and Boonie and Clyde. While digging through archives, we found a document not under the ledger, that appears to be a contractor speaking about normal things, but it gets odd when he asks if he can also make C.P vault A. Any comments?
Anonymous asked

(No response from the other line)

Posted 6 days ago
Hey, this is the culture protection vault, and something is wrong. You see, our music archives only have a mister R. Astley, and film archives has some items entitled The Room, Batman and Robin, and Birdemic. If this is all our civilization has... I fear for my children.
Anonymous asked

Don’t worry kind vault citizen, for your children have nothing to fear. The pieces selected is a selection of our greatest musical and other cultural achievements. There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Absolutely nothing. You will have to adapt to these marvelous selections and enjoy your stay.

Posted 1 week ago
theclassicals:

'That crazy kid from Vault 101'

Happy Birthday to The Lone Wanderer who was born today on July 13th in 2258

theclassicals:

'That crazy kid from Vault 101'

Happy Birthday to The Lone Wanderer who was born today on July 13th in 2258

Posted 1 week ago

vaultt-tec:

Greetings, martyr, and welcome!

Posted 1 week ago
Does Vault-Tec know of the Brotherhood of Steel?
Anonymous asked

Of course vault tec knows of the brotherhood. It is very common for these villains to raid a vault in search of technology that they seem so keen on finding. They are a nuisance to the company.

Posted 1 week ago

hellsoverseer:

☤ Vault Dweller Disease
                Abbr. VDD.

Symptoms of Vault Dweller Disease may include: inflated sense of self worth coupled with crippling self-loathing; straight teeth; hero complexes of varying severity; entitlement; good skin; over-privilege; whining. 

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
Dear Vault-Tec, what is the official drink of choice in Vault-Tec Industries and official Vault-Tec subsidiaries?
daenerys-totallygayryen asked

Well there is many favorites between the staff here at Vault Tec industries but however the staff seem to have a strange desire for strong whiskey. Some have even gone to taken shots in their office space with fellow staff members. It’s a wonderful work environment we have at Vault Tec industries.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Are there any job openings? Hell, are there any openings for anything? Like "secret vault vacancies" *nudge nudge* *Slips some cash*
unclerib asked

The employee’s eyes light up like a pilot light.

“Oh money, I like money a lot”

He glances for any staff who may be observing him.

"I’m sure we can help you out, pal"

Posted 2 weeks ago
You lied! You said we could trust the Enclave! Now I'm coming for you, and there is nothing you can do to stop it! I'm from -DATA CORRUPTED- and I will hunt you down like the dog you are! Aghjdkkfkillyou kft l cdijeatyourbabies -TRANSMISSION END-
whatshisname92 asked

Anyone who doesn’t trust the enclave is obviously a communist. What kind of American are you, accusing us of lying to our own country. We are forced to ignore your threats. Have a wonderful day.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Happy 4th of July America!

Happy 4th of July America!

Posted 2 weeks ago

afternewvegas:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Beware the Dangers of Radiation Folks. Always check your pipboy regularly for ambient radiation readings, and be sure to take plenty of Rad-X and Rad-Away.

~ Picture taken from the Fallout 3 Game Manual