Posted 2 days ago
Don’t waste time building a worthless and pointless protective shelter. The atomic blast will surly disintegrate the shelter as well as you and your cowering family. Don’t die and take the time to apply for a position in a vault. You will be safe, happy and alive with your friends and family. Sign up now and prepare for the future.

Don’t waste time building a worthless and pointless protective shelter. The atomic blast will surly disintegrate the shelter as well as you and your cowering family. Don’t die and take the time to apply for a position in a vault. You will be safe, happy and alive with your friends and family. Sign up now and prepare for the future.

Posted 3 days ago
Dear Vaulted Tec I was wondering how does one become Overseer
ddd141 asked

You must first be familiar with Vault Tec and it’s personnel, you can then send an application for the position as overseer. Your file will be reviewed and it will be determined.

Posted 1 week ago

papa-khan:

Source: http://giphy.com/gifs/icfNAqNIOq2oo

Posted 2 weeks ago
Video Game Meme / Seven Games [6/7] → Fallout 3
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
Hey Vault-Tec Tech Support, my waterchip just broke. Where can I order a replacement?
Anonymous asked

"No answer from the other line"

Posted 2 weeks ago
So my vault got the Mr.Handy units. And one started to kill everyone and we had to shut it down. Is there any way to fix it?
Anonymous asked

Oh they did that now? That’s such a shame, If only it could fixed.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Hello? Is this Vault-Tec? Someone killed the guy who was in charge in our vault and no one has done anything about it? Do we stay? Should we leave? Can we leave? Is it safe outside?
google-adsense-official asked

In the event of an overseer assassination it is protocol for the sibling of the overseer or chief of security to take the position of overseer. Do NOT exit the vault for you will be eaten by rad scorpions and other wasteland abominations.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
Is this customer service? I have a complaint. We just got into our vault and there's nothing but potatoes in our refrigerator. I checked with my neighbors, and they had the same problem. In fact, it seems like the only kind of food anyone can find in this vault is raw potatoes. Please respond.
Anonymous asked

I see no problem. Potatoes are completely harmless. There is nothing wrong with an abundance of potatoes.

Posted 3 weeks ago
Hey, tech support, uhhh.. I was um. I was kinda wondering how these windows work, see, every bedroom chamber seems to have a window, and.. well, my room is kinda near a staircase and.. you can see into my room. I plan on having my gal over later and I was wondering if you could uhh.. cut those lights off for about 3 hours? Tops? I've got some really good "reading content" for you if you can help me out, if ya catch my drift ;)
scavenged-fates asked

Certainly, and for that special occasion, every dorm has a little surprise under the dresser. If you look hard enough you will notice a case that contains a fresh pair of naughty nightwear. For those special occasions. I hope you have the necessities to have a enjoyable evening.

Posted 3 weeks ago
The other day i was in vault 106, and it seems like you have a radroach/molerat/bautifly/ghost problem
Anonymous asked

It is suggested that you stay out of Vault Tec’s many vaults. Stay out of vault 106.

Posted 3 weeks ago
---> Search Salt and Pepper.
ballsyfelix asked

Why? 

Posted 3 weeks ago
I'm from vault 13 and I just woke up from a coma and now all the other residents are gone and there's a bunch of talking deathclaws walking around
Anonymous asked

You are obviously hallucinating, vault 13 13 contains humans only of course. Why don’t you try communicating with these “deathclaws”.

Posted 3 weeks ago
How many vaults are there?
ice-and-majestic-deactivated201 asked

Vault Tec industries had the budget to successfully construct 122 vaults across America. Look for listings for one near you.