"You hear nothing"
"You hear nothing"
Thank you for your concern and dedication to Vault Tec. We have a special place for people like you. Don’t worry you will be very safe.
We assure you. Your traitorous neighbor will never step foot in a vault. Background checks make sure this happens.
Impossible, there is no such thing
You speak of lies you communist scum
You have no such thing
If that ever happens which is very unlikely, then then the rambunctious individual will be taken away by vault security officials and dealt with harshly.
We do not discriminate against anyone or because of physical appearance. However if someone is discovered to have had a violent or dangerous life then they are not allowed in.
Santa can’t. He would not have survived in the new world. His reindeer would have become so mutated by the immense radiation that they would have eaten him alive. That’s why you must live in a vault and not end up like Santa Claus.
Yes, we encourage certain people with special attributes to enter each selected vault. It is important to protect the talent that these people have so that these values can survive to future generations.
Once again these rumors are false. There is nothing to worry about in a vault. Living in a vault is like living in a high Tec hotel. There is living arrangements, activities, sports and many other amenities of our modern day life. We tried to bring as many factors of our daily life back underground so you and your family will feel right at home.
You and your family should have no worries about gaining entrance to a vault. There is absolutely nothing you should worry about when registering for a spot in a vault. We ensure you, we will never do absolutely horrific or terrible things to you or your daughter and wife. We will only pursue absolute safety for you. We hope we solved any uneasiness you originally had. Thank you for your concern.